La petite mort

For this video I wanted to create something very pretentious and funny. So, I did. I depicted lesbian sex by visually interpreting gay slang quite literally. No only that but it also has a second story hidden inside it, but I’ll leave that for you to figure out. I know I can create a bomb video, but making this video pretentious was a must in order to show how stupid gay slag is. Also, I tackled the biggest gay stereotype head first.

So, In my video I depicted a girl getting a text from a girl that caught the eye of her and next thin you know she comes over and give the girl flowers and they have sex, because everyone things that all gay people want is to rape their kids and to have sex all the time. Which is not true. Then, I make it look like one of girls is going to go down on the other and right before she’s about to dive in face first I cut to a montage of literally depicted gay slag.

I have a couple cats because everyone knows a vagina is called a pussy and there are pussy cats. Then I have a shot of a girl licking a cat and we all know that that stands for. Oh, I also have a literal carpet muncher! keep your eye out for that one. It’s pretty hot. There is also so hot scissoring action in there as well. And don’t worry, she didn’t have to fake an orgasm because cherries were literally popped!

About tylerjamesxo

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